Does the daily hustle have your circuits on the fritz? Running on fumes? Coming soon to the Downtown Little Rock Area, The Paranoid Android is the one stop shop to calibrate your systems and prime your firmware.

 

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Attention Humans who love Coffee! This is a Public Announcement for the betterment of your caffeinated techno infused daily routine!

Main St. has been on the buzz again since the power came back on. The Paranoid Android calculated that the Little Rock Tech Park to be the optimal location for its central HQ.

Ideal features: a place to form a symbiotic relationship with humans who love coffee; gather intel on local happenings and technological advancements that could benefit the Primary Mission Protocol; ability to craft and serve quality coffee, tea and fusion drink, or a bite to eat in order to serve the main purpose of our programming is executable to maximum efficiency.

Guests, friends, and symbiotic human beings will be provided specialty coffee properly roasted and consistently prepared by the artisans touch so that every cup is handled with care. Precision is guaranteed to the nth degree. Dedication to delivering exceptional service and craft taste is the primary objective of internal functions, giving customers a refreshing experience of the best of all worlds (i.e. dimensions).

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Mix in some heart and soul from how your Momma raised you and everything should be fine for all of us...umm hehe I think that's how humans communicate in a friendly manner?!?

Every great idea starts with that little flicker of light or a moment of clarity in the mind of a Programmer.  This one just so happened to spark internal power and turn a few cogs. Its time for a perimeter patrol around the Park…

 

The Paranoid Android is proud to represent the culture and prowess of the Downtown Little Rock area by making its home in the Little Rock Technology Park at 417 Main St.  The Tech Park is an environment and facility for encouraging the formation and launch of new ventures, technological growth, and integration of business communities in the Little Rock Area. It seeks to assist in innovative idea, resources, and collaboration between Arkansas’ entrepreneur, private, government, and academic sectors (for more information visit https://www.lrtpa.com/).
The Cafe has always been an environment of productivity and enjoyment, providing the right atmosphere getting one’s mind right and affairs in order…all with the assistance of a good brew. We know this because our team does the very same each day along with the family of customers we have built since our companies first store opening in May 2019.
We seek to enrich the environment of the place we call home, promote connectivity and interactions between our customers and local business, and to help energize the Main St. community with a good brew and a bite to eat! Healthy brains make happy lives possible through clear communication, goals, and execution.
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